


Before Howard Cheats

by MelodytheSongbird



Category: Underland Chronicles
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2008-01-03
Updated: 2008-01-03
Packaged: 2014-01-04 16:07:58
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 483
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3989398/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1396926/MelodytheSongbird
Summary: Songfic. Using Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats HowardxOCs An OC finds out Howard has been cheating on her, gets mad, and gets revenge. Rated to be safe.





	Before Howard Cheats

Before Howard Cheats

A songfic from Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"

Intro: We all know how much we love Howard and love to make OC girls fall in love with him, well, what if one found out about Howard's disloyalty?

This would happen…

Disclaimer: I still own nothing!

**BOLD-What's going on **

_ITALICS-The lyrics_

**Melody arrives in front of Howard's house, she pulls a baseball bat from her bag and a key. **

_Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a silver blonde tramp and she's probably getting frisky, _

_right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little cake cause she can't eat fishies _

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a wooden sword, showing her how to kill a gnawer…

**Howard's dancing in the pool hall with the other OC, buys her a drink, then starts teaching her a sword maneuver**

And he don't know...

_I dug my key into rock, outside of his house at the Fount_

_Carved my name into his shiny sword_

_I __took a Louisville slugger to his first aid kit, _

_Slashed a hole in all his clothes_

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

**Melody trashes Howard's stuff in a jealous rage.**

_Right now, she's probably up singing some_

_White-trash version of Shania karaoke..._

_Right now, she's probably saying "I'm sunk"_

_And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,_

_Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that sweet-smelling lotion..._

_And he don't know..._

**The other OC is feeling rotten, so Howard starts applying sweet-smelling lotion on his arms, thinking he'll make her feel better by kissing her some more, OOC, I know. Melody continues to trash Howard's stuff.**

_I dug my key into rock, outside of his house at the Fount_

_Carved my name into his shiny sword_

_I __took a Louisville slugger to his first aid kit,_

_Slashed a hole in all his clothes_

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

_I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,_

_Cause the next time that he cheats..._

_Oh, you know it won't be on me!_

_No...Not on me_

_Cause I dug my key into rock, outside of his house at the Fount_

_Carved my name into his shiny sword_

_I __took a Louisville slugger to his first aid kit,_

_Slashed a hole in all his clothes_

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

_Oh... Maybe next time he'll think…before he cheats..._

_Ohh... before he cheats..._

**Melody walks into the pool hall and drops a few remains of his first aid kit in his drink, scowls and walks away, the other OC asks "Who was she?" **

**That's what he gets when he cheats….**


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